I think, therefore I am crazy

Mom: Did you know that they have announced that the pandemic is now declared as endemic? Son1: What's an endemic? Son2: (nonchalantly) I...

Any closer to the sun, we would be deep-fried - Any farther, we would end up freeze-dried!

..is the name of the excellent cardio exercise that people like to indulge in while walking a few thousand steps inside any shopping mall, w...

Babies are this combination of 90% demanding hardwork and 10% pure love and inspiration, and they somehow make this skewed equation work in ...

Right now I need to attend "Physics 101" to deal with this : Appa, what colours is white light made up of? All colours you see in ...

I know I cna type 'can' but everytime my fingers type cna when i want to type 'can', so one cna call it a serious case of ...

There are basically 2 kinds of Upma: "I have a few mouths to feed but Im in no mood to cook, so let me kindii some" Upma ...

Success requires lots of hardwork, substantial creativity and a really nice ppt!

Situation: I have an infant in sitting on my lap and holding the baby with left hand and eating my breakfast of hot idlies and sambar wit...

I left my mobile at home and realised that after reaching office. She called my landline to probably inform me about it and here was the con...

The visit to the Ather showroom captured Review here The delivery happened on a weekend and before that the charger AtherDot was instal...

After years of reading online reviews for Electric Vehicles, it's about time to write one. But before that, the story of how I got he...

Choose the most appropriate- Mopping the floor is : A: Strange way of practicing ballroom dance B: Mediocre way of cleaning the floor. C: E...

If I learn differential calculus partially, can I perform partial differentiation perfectly?

Ever wondered why grey or white hair never tans in the  sun like skin does? Melanin is so unfair!

4.08am: Using an improvised cleaning tool made from a sticky duct-tape stuck to the tip of a thin precision screw driver, I just managed to...

Enjoying a Thayir vadai on a hungry stomach and hot afternoon, must be in "the top-ten little pleasures of life" list .

Ever wondered why "baby proofing the house" is almost always used in the present-continuous tense?

I would like to run quite regularly, but the problem is - quite regularly I do not like to run.

When you are struggling, challenged or very unsettled, people wish you a calm and comfortable time ahead. When you are happy, contented and...

A Parent's definition of Inertia: Every body and everybody must continue to be in a state of rest or uniform motion along a straight li...

"Listen to your stomach to know when to stop eating" Great idea! But I cannot hear a word of what it is saying, when I'm havi...

உலகமெங்கும் பரவியிருக்கும் உயர்தர சைவ உணவகத்தில், 'சோலா பூரி' கேட்டேன், 'குருநிலமன்னர் பூரி' கிடைத்தது!

The greatest weakness of very creative people or original thinkers, might just be their inability to follow utterly simple instructions!

Keen to introduce our youngest family member to music, I played a lovely melody in my phone in a quiet room and gave it to him. He stared i...

What's the term for those little kids who after weeks of rehearsal and practice, completely freeze or cry during their first ever on-s...

When some people multi-task, they appear like hyper-efficient-productivity-gurus. When I try to copy that, I just end up being paralysed!

It's always a proud moment for any parent to witness their child overcome their fear of creatures of the dark night. While walking a...

It was a silent but sleepless night. A long train of thought comes to a halt- In a primal station called Hunger. That familiar walk to the...

If just plain pizza is called Marghe-rita, can we rebrand our plain dosa as Marghad-arisi or something?

When a certain toddler always picks up the A/C remote control and frantically presses the on-off button making it go "beep bop beep be...

அது கொழுப்பின் மிகுதியால் வருவதில்லை. கைக்குழந்தைகளை அழகாய் சுமக்க பெண்களுக்கு இடுப்பை போல ஆண்களுக்காக இறைவன் கொடுத்த வரம் தான் -  தொப்பை. ...

My preference in a cup of coffee is the most flexible: I like it anyway - with or without sugar, caffeinated or decaf, with or without milk...

One faces hard choices when it comes to the best time to visit Chennai: Christmas vacation: Moderately cool climate with the nights touc...

Time is an illusion. A long vacation doubly so!

Two nature-lovers debating faith: Believer: The ungraspably infinite beauty of the universe makes me wonder,  it can't be "just na...

When the poorer man goes to a shop of luxuries he has to be choosy, to be able to fit his budget. When the rich man goes to the same shop h...

Grass being greener on the other side is not just an adage.  I just found that even weeds that grow untended and unnoticed looks interesting...

The more beautiful the place or the experience, the more I miss her.

After a rather heavy lunch I resolved to forget about dinner, and around dinner time, I forgot what I had for lunch!

It is amazing how the internet can be life changing, money saving, time saving and still make you feel like an idiot at the same time. I ca...

Will to work + Enthusiasm = Hard work Will to work + Intelligence = Good work Wish to work + Intelligence + Laziness = Smart work!

My mobile's keypad has twin features of auto-correct and auto-corrupt. Nobody can control which gets enabled though!

Humans, with their fickle minds, fragile lives, finite abilities and fading resolves, can never be fully trusted to keep a promise. Promise...

How often we just assume longevity of ourselves or dear ones, and hesitate to express feelings, delay cherished experiences, hold back love ...

Reading news and analysis is like a mystery novel, a work in progress. The social, political, economic news is like the sentiment, strategic...

After more than 4 years in matrimony,  I was asked for some advice to a newly wedded couple: "Any advice I may give now is utterly use...

I have been - postponing forever my posts in Blogger, micro-blogging my thoughts in Facebook, social networking with bots in Twitter!

Losing money and gaining weight is so ridiculously easy. Why on earth, isnt it the other way around??

Today, I had a dream of running early in the morning, with a cool wind blowing across my face. It felt so good, that I switched off that a...

Would mixing teargas and laughing gas and using it on a angry mob, pacify them and disperse them at the same time? 

Have you ever noticed? Taste of food is always inversely proportional to its health quotient. God conspired this basic relationship to ma...

Im feeling.. Sorry for not wishing friends on their birthdays ontime, and tired of sending belated greetings - So.. To all who were bor...

When there is love in life, there is more love for life.

A calf or a little pony, which is more lovely? The family or just me, for a long journey? Cool shade or clear water, for a desert wande...

When Satisfaction is a nail to hang a picture for Happiness, It also becomes the last nail in the coffin for Ambition.

I love it when movies seem to have a mind of their own. We watched 4 movies in about a week - Funny people Sum of all fears American beauty ...

L2:Selva: Spoke more with you off-campus than on- L1:PVR: What other frequencies do you hear when crouching near my loudspeaker? 51:Ramkumar...

I've read that people keep talking ALL the time, either to others or to themselves. Its the ratio of whom they talk to that determines e...

Fear of unpopularity is the second greatest barrier to becoming a leader. The first is ofcourse the fear of leading and telling people what ...

Any Panda in a zoo would probably feel real depressed, if it could understand all the people calling it 'keeoooouut'. Its a bear, bu...

..of burly men pushing and jostling with each other in a field for the possession of a ball that cannot even roll in a straight line. Rugby ...

Urbanisation is organised crime against Nature

What if our lives were really like one huge Truman show? Where God is the producer and the universe is the grand set ? Where all of us play ...

A wondering mind I was Of atoms, gods and wars. Back and forth I drifted, Not sure if I was gifted. Things have changed now I still go dream...

When the Pope met the theoretical physicist - God became Ether.

There was a last portion of Biriyani and 1 half of Buttered Naan left on the restaurant table. We had to decide between my wife and I, who w...

Wrong attitude: Omigod ! Pants are tight, I have bloated. Gonna go jogging and slogging. Right attitude: Hurray ! I can go shop for new tr...

Friend: I think u need to give 30 dollars If you have transferred already, pls ignore this. Me: Yes, i remember every once in a while that ...

When in the womb, you really have no degree of freedom Entering this world, you have discovered the first degree When you start to crawl, th...

T here was once a little boy aged about 9 or 10, who loved to be a little different from the rest. He absolutely loved the company of other ...

It just happens like that. I suddenly had this overpowering desire to work for an advertising company ! I walked over to my friend's des...

அன்ன சத்திரம் ஆயிரம் வைத்தல் ஆலயம்பதி னாயிரம் நாட்டல் , பின்ன ருள்ள   தருமங்கள் யாவும் பெயர்வி ளங்கி யொளிர நிறுத்தல் அன்ன யாவினும் புண்ணியம்...

Yesterday we watched this offbeat movie by the Coen Brothers - "O Brother, where art thou?". It starred George Clooney along with ...

Do you ever look for the dark clouds in the silver lining ? I used to in my school days. Even now when I see dark clouds forming in the hori...

Isn't it incredible that we still dont have the technology to automatically translate and understand any human language in spoken form i...

Hi Dudes, I have not got any mails this afternoon, except some spam. They say 'give and take' for stuff like respect, love, friendsh...

Found these quotes being displayed in the TV in the Bus under Inspirations - - I will remember that other people's judgements is more ab...

All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life be...

A year ago - Everything about you seemed very special - I was so crazy about you A year later- Everyday you are my 'Life's Essential...

My wife adds so much more colour to my monochrome life. And so do her clothes when washed along my white shirts!!

My mood swings as a bachelor were like a sinusoid with average of zero -sometimes happy, sometimes depressed. Now the sinewave still continu...

So many advertisements, so many inspired conversations, so many associated thoughts of optimism/hopelessness... How did one idea capture so ...

If Spring came but once in a century, instead of once a year, or burst forth with the sound of an earthquake, and not in silence, what wonde...

Caption for a plastic can to hold water in a western toilet - "Love Nature. . . Hate Paper"

I happened to be in a party where       there were food and drink galore. But it turned out to be little food,       but alcoholic drinks ...

Familiar are these waters and mild ripples on it But this time, the lake fails to calm my heart. Deserved attention the full moon would get,...

Weight gain thru fat accumulation may finally be useful.. fats/oils are lighter than water = less effort needed to swim and stay afloat.. Th...

... you will tend to close one of your perfectly functional eyes, just to see the world like your camera would.

... being able to live in peace with one's own past, present and future.

She changes the way I see this beautiful earth She is here to stay till im buried in it She is the first one to be touc...

The world did not come to an end with Y2K problem after all. Computers and 'devices' talk to each other over networks more than huma...

The best thing to give to your enemy is, forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your ear; to your child, good example; to your...

I can't remember my past demons now, and the old sorrows don't bother me a bit. After you walked so silently into my life, you ma...

I find Directors of anything -be it serials or movies - to be really impressive characters themselves. Just observing them at work, or list...

I look forward to everyday. Im less cynical about things. The colours looks deeper. The music sounds richer. The daily meal is tastier. Life...

What an idiot I am! A lovable one at that!

மறுபிறவியில் நம்பிக்கையில்லை என்னோடு நீ வாழ்வதானால் மீண்டும் பிறக்க வேண்டும் என்னோடு நீ சேராவிட்டால் !

Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS which he got due to infected blood he received during a heart surgery in 1983....

Been wandering for many years In a never ending wilderness Being so blinded by the tears Groping through the darkness A gentle whisper, some...

George Carlin, comedian of the 70s and 80s wrote the following eloquent and appropriate piece on our times. I must have received received th...

With specimens of the same gender, Familiarity breeds Contempt. With specimens of the opposite gender, Familiarity breeds !

இசைதரும் அமைதியில் தமிழென்னும் அமிழ்தினில் கவிதையின் சுவையினில் குழந்தையின் சிரிப்பினில் மழலையின் அர்த்தத்தில் மெளனத்தின் சத்தத்தில் பூக்களி...

Nature endowed fruits with great taste and nutrition, so that the animals that feed on them inadvertently help propagate the species by drop...

The quotes which appeal to you the most, happen to be the ones whose idea have always been hovering in your mindspace, but somebody beat you...

The momentary glitch in the power coils of the brain, commonly experienced during trainings, presentations or seminars, leading to an increa...

Arun :I uploaded a few images from Langkawi, Malaysia only yesterday night. Have you been there during your trip to Malaysia? Davide : we d...

The thing about insomnia is that there is almost nobody left in your own timezone, who is still awake to discuss about the problem, its caus...

Life on earth seems to be inherently unfair. The sooner one realises and accepts it has higher chances of succeeding materially. The sooner ...

...thats you and me ! Its a conclusion according to my newest half-formed analogy about man-god relationship. Most Hindus like to believe in...

How can those chosen to endure whats always an exhausting labour , And tolerate the greatest pain ever felt, Be mindlessly called 'the w...

The chill of the very first drop of monsoon rain The thrill of the climbing mountains despite the pain The fragrance of the white blooms in ...

Two kinds of men dont understand women- Bachelors and husbands. Marriages are made in Heaven. And so is lightning and thunder. If you can ge...

Wishing you a happy birthday is easy, simple and the obvious thing to do. But after all our regular mails, discussions about the plans for t...

Tonnes of workload. Never ending activity Shifting priorities High quality work Urgent deliveries Project management tasks Pending documenta...

Many strings keep pulling at you as if you were a puppet, yet you are expected to act independently in decision-making !

Some interesting ideas which have been floating around, without much hope for a patent though.. ------------------ - Embedded Mp3 player wi...

Found a brilliant definition for 'Philosopher' ------ When Pythagoras was once asked who philosophers were, he replied that life see...

Hello Boys (and a few rare gentlemen !) Its been a while since we broke a few bones and tore some ligaments, so by now most of them would be...

July 17 - late in the evening ~ 9.30pm.. I was returning back from the flute class.. on the way back, walked for 15mins from bus stop to hom...

Dear Farmer, You had sown the seeds, You didnt desert them for greener pastures, You took care of the young plants and watered them, You rem...

Just a compilation of email-signatures which adorned my otherwise boring mails :) ----------------------------------------- Cliches are ofte...

Today made me wonder what have I gained in these 26 years of worldly existence.. I thought and researched and calculated and found the exact...

There is NO single philosophy or quote or law or proverb which is universally applicable at all people at all times and every possible situa...

its a rare disease - I usually cannot go without replying to all the personal emails from friends. Which means that unless the other party ...

Life is like a raging tornado, and Im just a bumblebee. Its takin me just everywhere and I forget where I wanna be!

Most human minds are always curious, and interested to know about things , however useless. And where such curiosity cannot be fed with info...

because they sound a lot like my email signatures.... ! Here are some nice Dilbert's one liners ..: 1. I say no to alcohol, it just does...

It is not humanely possible for one man to fully understand the problem faced by another, to exactly the same magnitude and seriousness. And...